SAVOR THE MOMENT
Savor the moment. Savor every precious moment! They grow up so fast. Savor the hugs, savor the kisses, even savor the tears.
Savor the diapers. Soon they’ll be walking, so savor the crawling. Savor the tantrums, savor the screaming!
Savor the complaining, savor the broken toy, bought a week ago. I hope you didn’t get ANGRY! Try SAVORING instead.
Savor. Savor. Savor! Savor every goddamned moment, you ungrateful lout. Were you hoping to put them to bed early instead of savoring them? I’m not sure you’re getting this savoring thing.
Maybe someone else should be savoring, since you’re so bad at it! No? Okay, then make with the SAVORING. Bad parents are bad at savoring. Good parents are good at savoring. You’re not a bad parent, right?
Savor it all! Slather yourself in savoring, pour that hot soup of savoring in your lap and slosh it around in your pants. Smile, you POS non-savorer! Let the savoring wash over like you’re a pig on a platter being basted in your own savory sauces.
Savor the moment.